April 09, 2017

The Official Rhyme Book of Killa Cam'Ron (2007)


It was April, 2007 ... long before meme culture ... and OhWord had posted one of the greatest blogs to ever touch the infinite shelf space of the internet. They shared on their now defunct website, "We here at Oh Word have always prided ourselves on journalistic integrity, stories of heroism, adventure, inspiration, and all that dumb shit. That’s why every year we gather our friends and families at Gray’s Papaya on 8th and 37th and attempt to steal Cam’ron’s rhyme book. His manager and rhyme book keeper is a frequent customer as well as a frequent narcoleptic, providing several momentary opportunities to complete the heist. Why, you may ask, do we seek such a rare prize? Power. We want his power, his swagger, his secret to car surfing handed down from generations of Teen Wolfs. This year we were finally successful. The power of Cam’ron is ours. But greedy we are not and thus we have decided to share this sacred scripture with our loyal fans. Bask in the genius and unmatched magic that is “The Official Rhyme Book of Killa Cam’ron Giles.” They dropped the mic and birthed a classic. Revisit it above/below, because one thing for sure - the internet MAY remember every thing, but you've always gotta know where and how to dig for it. One day your fav social media app will be gone, too, along with many of your fav blogs. If not here, hopefully the next man will carry it forward, so there's always a place to find the good 'ish. Keep computers 'puting...